im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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