It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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