some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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