I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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