you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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