He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i would one night stand the shit outta him
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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