I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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