i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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