this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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Do I have a choice?
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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