Whod you bang
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
