my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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