Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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