OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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