no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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