Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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