Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
don't judge my taste in strippers
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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