i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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