Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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