New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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