So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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