There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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