Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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