if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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