is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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