dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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