so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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