the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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