Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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