It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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