Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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