Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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