My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I came so hard my ears popped.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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