is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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