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go home
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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