I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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