I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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