I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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