Me too!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you will always have a special place in my vag
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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