Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
is it fun? or sober?
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