He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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