what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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