What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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