Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I need to wash the frat house off of me
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
