is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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