i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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