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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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