If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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