I wannas sexs uuuuu
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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