Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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