Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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