so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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