Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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