Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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