last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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