Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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