so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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