We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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