i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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