It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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