she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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